New Medicare Program
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no
nursing home available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get
three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating,
air conditioning and all the health care you need!
And because of your age, you even get different living arrangements
than the general population so you'll be safe.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. As an added bonus,
Your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you
that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income
Is this a great country or what?