A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are lie clocks. Everyone on Earth has a lie clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands on her clock have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his life."
"Where's Obama's clock?" the man asked.
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He uses it for a ceiling fan."
Comments
LOL!
I'm sure the saints get one too, it's just that Jesus got the biggest and the bestest one. ;-)
I am sure Jesus has many more clocks that He uses as ceiling fans, LOL!
Yes and on high speed.