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Humor: The Politics Of Changing A Light Bulb

Q: How many members of the current President's administration are needed to change a light bulb?

A: Nine

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame the previous President for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to a government contractor for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of the current President, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished,

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how the current President was literally in the dark,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. And one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how the current President has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.

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Comment by Byron wilkins on April 30, 2014 at 11:00am

Good one Justin

Comment by Justin James on April 30, 2014 at 10:58am
And one fool on a soap box cheering: yes you can
Comment by Byron wilkins on April 30, 2014 at 10:13am

One trying to find a way to tie it into Hope and Change ( the bulb )

Comment by Byron wilkins on April 30, 2014 at 10:05am

Yep

Comment by Cheryl Nelson on April 30, 2014 at 10:05am

And blaming Russia for causing it to go out.

Comment by Cheryl Nelson on April 30, 2014 at 9:57am

How about making racist because it's a white bulb. 

Comment by Byron wilkins on April 30, 2014 at 9:57am

One to figure out how to blame it going out on Russia.

Comment by Byron wilkins on April 30, 2014 at 9:53am

One to figure out how to make this a racist event by having a black man change the bulb.

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