Humor: The Politics Of Changing A Light Bulb

[Cheryl Nelson]

Q: How many members of the current President's administration are needed to change a light bulb?

A: Nine

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame the previous President for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to a government contractor for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of the current President, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished,

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how the current President was literally in the dark,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. And one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how the current President has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.

[Byron wilkins]

Good one Justin

[Justin James]

And one fool on a soap box cheering: yes you can

[Byron wilkins]

One trying to find a way to tie it into Hope and Change ( the bulb )

[Byron wilkins]

Yep

[Cheryl Nelson]

And blaming Russia for causing it to go out.

[Cheryl Nelson]

How about making racist because it's a white bulb. 

[Byron wilkins]

One to figure out how to blame it going out on Russia.

[Byron wilkins]

One to figure out how to make this a racist event by having a black man change the bulb.