Joe the Plumber explains the system!
Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink while visiting his home in
Chicago, so, he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it.
Joe drives to Obama's home in Chicago, which is located in a very nice
neighborhood and where it's clear that all the residents make more than
$250,000 per year.
Joe arrives and takes his tools into the house. Joe is led to the room that
contains the leaky pipe under a sink. Joe assesses the problem and tells
Obama, who is standing near the door, that it's an easy repair that will
take less than 10 minutes.
Obama asks Joe how much it will cost. Joe immediately says, "$9,500."
"$9,500?" Obama asks, stunned, "But you said it's an easy repair!"
"Yes, but what I do is charge a lot more to my clients who make more than
$250,000 per year so I can fix the plumbing of everybody who makes less than
that for free," explains Joe. "It's always been my philosophy. As a matter
of fact, I lobbied government to pass this philosophy as law, and it did
pass last year, so now all plumbers have to do business this way. It's known
as 'Joe's Fair Plumbing Act of 2013.' Surprised you haven't heard of it."
In spite of that, Obama tells Joe there's no way he's paying that much for a
small plumbing repair, so Joe leaves. Obama spends the next hour flipping
through the phone book looking for another plumber, but he finds that all
other plumbing businesses listed have gone out of business. Not wanting to
pay Joe's price, Obama does nothing. The leak under Obama's sink goes
unrepaired for the next several days.
A week later the leak is so bad that Obama has had to put a bucket under the
sink. The bucket fills up quickly and needs to be emptied every hour, and
there's a risk that the room will flood, so Obama calls Joe and pleads with
him to return. Joe goes back to Obama's house, looks at the leaky pipe, and
says, "Let's see - this will cost you about $21,000."
"A few days ago you told me it would cost $9,500!" Obama quickly fires back.
Joe explains the reason for the dramatic increase. "Well, because of the
'Joe's Fair Plumbing Act,' a lot of rich people are learning how to fix
their own plumbing, so there are fewer of you paying for all the free
plumbing I'm doing for the people who make less than $250,000. As a result,
the rate I must charge my wealthy paying customers rises every day.
"Not only that, but for some reason the demand for plumbing work from the
group of people who get it for free has skyrocketed, and there's a long
waiting list of those who need repairs. This has put a lot of my fellow
plumbers out of business, and they're not being replaced - nobody is going
into the plumbing business because they know they won't make any money. I'm
hurting now too - all thanks to greedy rich people like you who won't pay
their fair share."
Obama tries to straighten out the plumber: "Of course you're hurting, Joe!
Don't you get it? If all the rich people learn how to fix their own
plumbing and you refuse to charge the poorer people for your services,
you'll be broke, and then what will you do?"
I'll just draw unemployment for 99 weeks and then I'll qualify for food
stamps, housing allowance assistance, and the many other government programs
which all together amount to $168.00 per day, which is more than I was
making before Obamacare was the law of the land.
Comments
Wish Bill O'Reilly would have read this to Pres dumb ass today...
yep
Good one Joe.