From an email from John DiNardo...
Thanks to Nina Owens for sending this.
Buy only organic, folks.
" Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness --
Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia
A six-month study by AgriSearch, an on-campus
research arm of Dalhousie University, has shown that genetically
modified (GM) cucumbers grown under license to Monsanto Inc.
result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and
chafing in "sensitive areas", leading to the immediate and total ban
of sales of all that company's crop and subsequent dill pickles.The
bald wild animals raised a huge flag and we immediately obtained
subpoenas for the medical records of all 600 plus adults who took
part in focus groups and taste tests of the cucumbers by Monsanto
in Canada," said Dr. Nancy Walker, Director of Public Health Research
at Dalhousie. "Fully 3/4 of the people who ate these cukes had their
crotch area hair fall out. This is not a joking matter at all...these
people now have hairless heinies."
http://www.thelapine.ca/monsanto-cucumbers-cause-genital-baldness-immediately-banned-nova-scotia
Comments
There would be many people that will want those cucumbers. Eating a veggy is al lot less painfull than depilation and other torturing ways to get rid of "that" hair. :)
I'd love to eat organic and much healthier food, but it's so darn expencive, and growing my own is allmost imposible because I work too many ours to be able to buy that s---ty unhealthy food sold in the suppermarkets. That's the sistem, they keep you working too much, for too little, so you can buy only the prossesed, full of chemikals and insecticides food, not too much as to kill you, just enough to keep you ill with lesser illnesses like irritable bowel syndrom, so you need to get medicines, that, of course, they produse, so they can get baqck the little money you earned working hard.
Not necessarily. You can lose hair in areas from low thyroid, too, and it's not consistent. Hair loss on legs seems to happen first. It might be a circulation issue.
Yeah I thought it sounded fishy as if there was hair loss there, it would be elsewhere, too.
It's said to be a hoax: http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/cucumbers.asp.
Of course, how much would Monsanto pay Mr & Mrs Snopes to say that? Hmm.
OMG that is funny
Well, damn. And here I thought I had found a less toxic substitute for Nair.
;-O
So does auto immune issues including hashimoto's thyroid. At least I try to eat organic or my home grown as much as I can.