Stupid, but worth a chuckle...
What Religion Is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies' department of Macy's and shyly
said to the woman at the counter, "I'd like to buy a bra for
my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquired the man. "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of
bras in every shape, size, color, and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the
Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled again, the man asked about the differences
between them.
The saleslady responded, "It's really quite simple. The
Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type
lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch
and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of
molehills."
Comments
I started out Baptist, then moved up to Presbyterian, now considering the S.A. Unfortunately, I'll never make the Catholic size. LOL!