Worldwide Program for the End of the World / Mayan Calendar

Thanks to Dee for the humor...

Just in case you're planning on snoozing through tomorrow, here's the schedule:

(Updated to reflect the latest developments):
December 21, 2012

05:45 - Wake up with gentle Yoga stretching and Dolphin sounds

06:30 - LIGHT BREAKFAST
06:30 - Opening Ceremony to commemorate the Beginning of the End (or is it the End of the Beginning?)
07:00 - Spectacular Meteor showers
08:30 - Arrival of the first Tsunami
10:00 - Welcoming ceremony for the first wave of UFOs
10:30 - Flashmob of UFOs/aliens dancing Gangnam style
11:36 - The Destruction sequence begins
12:00 - Solar eclipse and complete alignment of every planet in the solar system

12:00-14:00 - EXTENDED LUNCH (stew of diced cow's lung or toFurkey)

14:15 - Magnetic Pole shift (inversion of the Earth's magnetic poles)
15:00 - Extreme global warming
16:30 - Complete Chemtrail covering of the entire earth except the poles and Manhattan, Kansas
16:30 - Selective Rapture of the human population begins (those with even numbered license plates go second)
17:00 - Concert with Ricardo Arjona in Latin America and Michael Bolton in North America
18:00 - The aliens living on Earth are revealed (time's up, Alec Baldwin)

18:30 - EARLY DINNER (grilled chicken and ceasar's salad) followed by
19:00 - SOME SOOTHING REST AND RELAXATION

20:00 - Re-opening of the secret tunnel between the Taj Mahal and Machu Picchu
21:00 - Geographical Pole Shift (north pole becomes south pole and vice versa) and the Earth stands still
22:00 - The Galactic Ambassador rides in on the tail of a major comet bringing gifts and souvenirs from Sirius B
23:00 - Drinks and toasting
23:15 - the Macarena is danced to on every continent
23:30 - The end of the world is almost completed

24:00 - Asencion or Rapture - depends
24:01 - Ooops, miscalculation, the end of the world was December 21, 2013.

See you Next Year!

Doomsday re-scheduled? Archaeological record suggests Mayan Armageddon is Sunday

Visitors raise their hands during celebrations for the end of the Mayan cycle known as Bak'tun 13 and the start of the Maya new age, at the Chichen Itza archaeological park, in Yucatan state, Mexico on December 21, 2012. (AFP Photo/Pedro Pardo)

Just as the world sighs in relief at having escaped the Mayan Armageddon, the ancient prophesy may still hold true. According to one archaeologist, the end could come as early as this Sunday.

Scholars have not yet solved the ancient riddle, as the Maya calendar has not been fully decoded and correlated to the Western, or Gregorian, calendar.

Therefore the Mayan calendar's cycle, which some argue marks the end of days, might correspond to Sunday instead of the widely-rumored Friday, Carmen Rojas, an archaeologist with Mexico’s National Institute of Anthropology and History has revealed to the Los Angeles Times.

The Mayan archaeological community believes that the surviving pillars showing the Mayan calendar's dates may have been modified throughout history to suit the cultural or political interests of the day.

All of these factors made Rojas believe that the thirteenth baktun cycle, which equates to 144,000 days, or 394.26 tropical years, ends on Sunday, while others say it might be off by a full year or more.

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Blavatsky December 22, 2012 at 3:30pm

http://rt.com/news/maya-apocalypse-re-scheduled-616/

Doomsday re-scheduled? Archaeological record suggests Mayan Armageddon is Sunday

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Visitors raise their hands during celebrations for the end of the Mayan cycle known as Bak'tun 13 and the start of the Maya new age, at the Chichen Itza archaeological park, in Yucatan state, Mexico on December 21, 2012. (AFP Photo/Pedro Pardo)

Just as the world sighs in relief at having escaped the Mayan Armageddon, the ancient prophesy may still hold true. According to one archaeologist, the end could come as early as this Sunday.

Scholars have not yet solved the ancient riddle, as the Maya calendar has not been fully decoded and correlated to the Western, or Gregorian, calendar.

Therefore the Mayan calendar's cycle, which some argue marks the end of days, might correspond to Sunday instead of the widely-rumored Friday, Carmen Rojas, an archaeologist with Mexico’s National Institute of Anthropology and History has revealed to the Los Angeles Times.

The Mayan archaeological community believes that the surviving pillars showing the Mayan calendar's dates may have been modified throughout history to suit the cultural or political interests of the day.

All of these factors made Rojas believe that the thirteenth baktun cycle, which equates to 144,000 days, or 394.26 tropical years, ends on Sunday, while others say it might be off by a full year or more.

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