North Korea Lands First Ever Man On The Sun!
"THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.
It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning...."
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What this article did not say is that the runner up "Gon Too Far" was force by his leader to give this celebrated astronaut a bottle of sunscreen before departure.
Traveling at night was brilliant, just brilliant. How come we didn't think of that?