More New Year's Eve/New Year's Resolution Jokes

New Year's Eve

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My New Year's resolution is 1080p.

My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

I have only one resolution: to rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!


This New Year's I resolve to be less awesome since that is really the only thing I do in excess.

I'll remember 2014 like it was yesterday.

Dear Luck, can we be friends in 2015, please?

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions./p>

Every year I make a resolution to change myself -- this year I'm making a resolution to be myself!

I'm planning on finding new and interesting things to hate about my job in 2015.

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My New Year's resolution is to break my New Year's Resolutions -- that way I succeed at something!

I'm actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year.

My 2015 resolution is for everyone else to gain the 50 pounds I refuse to lose.

Tonight the mayor is dropping the ball in New York while Congress is dropping the ball in Washington.

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  • Happy New Year to all of my Friends ;-)

  • No I will not be standing out in the cold this New Year's eve to watch a Pickle drop.  ;)

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