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SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? It's a conspiracy against all the darker chickens. It's racist!

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY PELOSI: The chicken needs to 'pass' over the road before he can read about it.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. If you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2013, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2013. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

WE ARE AT THE LAST WEEKEND OF THIS WILD DINAR RV ROLLERCOASTER RIDE. OBAMA STILL TRYING TO BLOCK BUT WAS DEFEATED. OBAMA TRIED TO BLOCK IT BY DEMANDING LOW, LOW RATES WHICH WAS REJECTED BY THE WORLD.

USA IS BEGINNING A NEW LIFE AS A REPUBLIC. YOUR NEW WORLD “OF THE PEOPLE” AND “FOR THE PEOPLE” IS TO BE OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED TO START ‘HOPEFULLY’ MONDAY. GOD HAS BLESSED YOU, OUR ‘GOOD’ MILITARY, OUR REPUBLIC AND GOD BLESS AMERICA AGAIN!

INTEL UPDATES –

NEW REPUBLIC WHITE HOUSE LOCATION IS IN COLORADO. OLD DC WHITE HOUSE IS OWNED BY THE QUEEN AND MAY BE VACATED. FED CORP HAS NO FUNDS!

UST - EXISTING BAD GUYS HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND MORE BEING REMOVED. THEY HAVE BEEN RECOGNIZED AS BEING THE PROBLEM BY THE WORLD. NEW REPUBLI C TREASURER IS ALREADY IN POSITION. OLD TREASURER’S J.L. STATUS UNKNOWN AT PRESENT.

BIG BAD HOMBRES AT THE TOP OF THE CABAL CRUD PILE WORLDWIDE HAVE ALREADY BEEN ARRESTED AND REMOVED ----- CONFIRMED.

QUEEN TO BE ARRESTED AND REMOVED. THE PROPER HEIRS OF ENGLISH HERITAGE (NOT GERMAN) TO BE INSTALLED.

MANY WASH DC POLITICIANS AND LOBBYISTS SHALL BE MISSING NEXT WEEK. WHAT CHA GOING DO?

MANY BANKERS AND FAT CATS DINARIANS WHO DOUBLE DIPPED SHALL ALSO BE MISSING. WHAT CHA GOING DO?

FANTASTIC NEWS

THE DAY THAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IS ALMOST HERE! DARK CABAL - WHAT CHA GOING DO?

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http://washpost.bloomberg.com/Story?docId=1376-N0MSLT6S973N01-6NOOKR1EA54TOV032U4HTKG0PV

http://www.payvand.com/news/14/feb/1024.html

Up to 7 feet!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553964/CEO-commits-suicide-nail-gun-company-investigation.html

Nail gun, that's creative.

http://kauilapele.wordpress.com/2014/02/07/george-kavasillas-interview-with-zany-mystic-this-upcoming-phase-on-the-planet-is-about-self-fulfilment-and-about-sovereignty/

Kauilepele usually has a pretty good take on things.  And George Kavasillas seems "clean."  See what you think.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552852/Britain-braced-NEW-Atlantic-storm-set-batter-beleaguered-coastline-weekend-biggest-waves-winter-bringing-huge-deluge-rainfall-flooded-communities.html

http://ajw.asahi.com/article/0311disaster/fukushima/AJ201402070096

http://deusnexus.wordpress.com/2014/02/06/fukushima-radiation-protection/

http://chasvoice.blogspot.com/2014/02/scandal-bank-of-england-condoned.html

http://www.activistpost.com/2014/02/us-violates-nuclear-arms-treaty-tests-b.html?m=1

Hmm... two stories out of NM in the past several days.  This one, about testing the B-61 nuke, and this one http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Fire+prompts+evacuation+nuclear+waste+repository+multiple/9472809/story.html about an underground fire.  I wonder if they two are somehow connected?

by Jon Rappoport

February 7, 2014

www.nomorefakenews.com

Researchers are making noises about a possible new pandemic. One or more variations of bird flu. And of course, in all these ramp-ups, the bottom line is: get vaccinated.

The so-called pandemics train you to obey, so you'll take all the shots they recommend for every disease, like a good little muffin.

"Seasonal flu? Pandemic flu? Meningitis? Hepatitis? Whooping cough? Measles? Polio? Martian Traveler's Disease? Venusian Restless Leg? Gimme everything you've got. Inject me! Protect me!"

Here are few items to consider when the pandemic professionals start grinding out media warnings.

How many confirmed cases of the disease in question are there, at that moment? Ten? Fifty? A thousand? Out of a population of eight billion?

For example, as Peter Doshi pointed out in BMJ online, when the big push on Swine Flu started, in the spring of 2009, there were only 20 purported cases of Swine Flu. Twenty. (BMJ Online, v.339, b3471)

This is a pandemic?

The mere claim that "a novel virus," never before seen, has emerged in humans is NOT a slam-dunk for a pandemic. Not by a long shot.

Swine flu was supposed to be one of those, and it was a dud. The number of deaths reported was far lower than the numbers traditionally reported for seasonal flus.

Number 2, how are doctors or researchers testing patients to confirm they have "pandemic flu?" This is a big issue. If, for example it's antibody testing, they're conning you straight out. Why? Because the presence of antibodies (a scouting component of the immune system) is not a sure sign that the person has been ill, is ill now, or will become ill.

Antibodies only indicate a person has contacted the virus in question. That's it. And until the mid-1980s, when the science was turned upside down for no good reason, a positive antibody test was normally taken to mean the person's immune system was healthy and had kicked out the virus.

If doctors and researchers are testing people for some purported pandemic virus using the PCR method, there are other problems. The PCR is a procedure that takes tiny, tiny fragments of organic matter from a patient and amplifies them, blows them up, so they can be recognized and read.

However, there is no sure-fire guarantee these fragments are really pieces of viruses. And if the original extraction of such organic material yielded so little from the patient, how on earth would one assume it was causing illness?

Which brings us to the next point. In determining whether a patient has some pandemic illness, and especially early in the game when researchers are still trying to figure out what's going on, they need to actually isolate that virus from the patient and show it is present in huge numbers in his body. Otherwise, there is no reason to infer the virus is causing disease.

The purported cases of flu in patients could be coming from a number of different factors. A person might be ill as a result of: toxic chemicals, environmental or pharmaceutical; nutritional deficits; stress; parasites, etc.

The biggest issue is: the strength or weakness of that person's immune system.

In devastated areas, where poverty, contaminated water supplies, starvation, lack of basic sanitation, and overcrowding are chronic, many germs can sweep through the population and cause death, because these people's immune systems are shot, compromised, on the way out, and can't defend against the germs.

The same germs, in an affluent area, would cause little harm.

The bottom-line is, to know what is making a person ill, you have to examine that person for many different factors. You can't just say, "Well, we found a virus in him and therefore that's why he is sick."

That's not science, that's hype. That's not research, that's PR.

As the hype expands and health agencies like the CDC and WHO announce there are thousands of cases of pandemic flu and deaths, they don't tell you how they're counting.

That's a gross omission. For instance, in the summer of 2009, the CDC stopped testing patients who walked into clinics and hospitals with generalized "flu symptoms." The CDC just assumed they were all suffering from Swine Flu. CBS reporter Sharyl Attkisson reported this fact and it caused a firestorm, until the story was cut off at the knees by the CBS news division.

You want to know what really happens when so-called flu patients are tested?

Here's a quote from Peter Doshi's BMJ review, "Influenza: marketing vaccines by marketing disease" (BMJ 2013; 346:f3037):

"...most 'flu' appears to have nothing to do with influenza. Every year, hundreds of thousands of respiratory specimens are tested across the US. Of those tested, on average 16% are found to be influenza positive."

Boom.

Doshi then states: "...It's no wonder so many people feel that 'flu shots' don't work: for most flus, they can't."

In other words, even if you believe in vaccines, even if you think they're wonderful and the world would collapse without them, when it comes to the flu, things are not what they seem. 84% of supposed or suspected or diagnosed flu patients are falsely labeled. Even by loose conventional standards, they don't have the flu. It's a mirage.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/rbc-capital-markets-co-head-currency-trading-graeme-king-exits-amid-fx-fixing-scandal-1435557

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cellphones. The wife was a romantic type, and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message, so she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm using the bathroom. Please advise."

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-02-06/ex-sac-fund-manager-martoma-found-guilty-in-insider-case.html#

http://www.naturalnews.com/043809_cesium-137_radiation_poisoning_self_defense.html

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=298831

by Mitch Battros - Earth Changes Media  February 6th, 2014

As reported by ECM on the Feb. 2nd, extreme weather has developed in both the north and south hemisphere. This includes several volcanic eruptions and earthquakes flattening buildings, causing mass evacuations, injuries and fatalities, blackouts of over a million homes and business, and several regions declaring 'State of Emergency'.

These most recent events occurred within 24-72 hours after a flurry of intense solar storms launched from the Sun as solar flares, CMEs (coronal mass ejections), coronal holes, and filament propelled charged particles hitting the Earth's magnetic field. As a result, geomagnetic storms caused instability in the upper and lower atmosphere. This produced shifts in the jet stream and ocean currents.

Equation: Charged Particles (sunspots, solar flares, filament, coronal holes, etc.) → Magnetic Field Shift → Shifting Ocean and Jet Stream Currents → Extreme Weather and Human Disruption (mitch battros 1998). But it doesn't stop there. Charged particles are known to penetrate through the Earth's crust, down through the mantle and will have a convection effect with the Earth's core. Just a few days ago, the ESA (European Space Agency) released their findings of a new study published in the scientific journal Nature Geoscience. A space satellite named GOCE has provided striking visualizations of the Earth's deep interior. Its gravity data has enabled the effect of variations in the density of rock (magma) to be traced up to more than 1243 miles (2000 km) below the surface. New Equation: Increase Charged Particles Decreased Magnetic Field → Increase Outer Core Convection → Increase of Mantle Plumes → Increase in Earthquake and Volcanoes → Cools Mantle and Outer Core → Return of Outer Core Convection (Mitch Battros 2012) Maps were developed which help to show how super-heated viscous rock and minerals moves up and down producing a range of less understood geological phenomena. These include mantle plumes and subduction zones, where the great tectonic slabs covering the Earth's surface dive under one another. Also visible are ancient subduction zones running deep under Asia and along the Americas. What GOCE is probably seeing is the buried remnants of old plate material of Jurassic age (older than 150 million years ago) in the case of Asia, and of roughly Cretaceous age (older than about 60 million years ago) in the case of the Americas. In addition, the satellite's data contains a residual signal of the former Tethys Ocean. Subducted material is seen in the maps stretching from the Mediterranean to the Himalayas. The Tethys Ocean is thought to have closed in the past 40-50 million years as India and Asia collided. FULL ARTICLE - http://bit.ly/1euugwh

http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/06/news/economy/obamacare-work/index.html?iid=SF_E_Lead

http://intellihub.com/in-19-minutes-a-team-of-snipers-destroyed-17-transformers-at-a-power-station-in-california/