This was sent to me by my best friend (via email, so you know it's making the rounds). Okay, I have to admit it, and I know I am endangering by goddess, all-knowing, all-compassionate aura, but I simply resonate with these pledges...
Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Stuff
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
- When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
- When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
- When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
- When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
- When you are worried~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
- When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
- When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
- When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
This is my oath .....I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Comments
Thank you Cheryl for the laugh. All of us needs a little silliness to make our spirit rise up.
Yes sure beat the 'sissy' versions, this rings more true and honest as reality could be.
ROF. Cheryl is on a roll today. I needed that laugh. Thanks